The temperature outside is the same temperature inside. Although you may have what appears to be a heating system and air conditioning unit, it’s only for temporary air flow.
You have two satellite dishes, one on the front deck and one on the back, but neither work. It’s high pressure to keep up with the Jones’s!
You don’t worry about parking or driving on your lawn.
When there are thunderstorms you hope your home will get blown away so you can be on the 6 o’clock news.
There isn’t pressure to cut your lawn because the neighbors’ length standards are very high!
Neighbors’ family feuds often take place in driveways, allowing for live Jerry Springer episodes.
And, you don’t call the popo (police) when they are fighting; you sit on your deck and enjoy the show!
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You know you do not live in a trailer park if your neighbors send you a letter that says, "fix your blinds, this is not a trailer park."
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