I didn't show up for class...

This may not seem to be a big deal to most of you, however, when you are the professor and you don’t show up for the first day of class, its really tacky! It really was a calendar mix up! I feel my life has slowly gone down the shitter now. Sean eats all my cookies, cake, and moldy cheese, I throw hissy fits over the smallest things, I forget to show up to class, and I can barely remember how to shift my bike. I think I am going to give it all up and become a Professional Aquaglider. I know my lackey will be down with it!